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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2024

Why don’t boomers like to use AC or DC?
– They hate anything that is current

What’s a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?
-Take what you can, give nothing back!

What is the favourite TV network of angry boomers?
-BoomerAng.

How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– They won’t do it, they’re retired. Those lazy millennial lightbulbs need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and screw themselves in.

boomer are you ok, are you ok, are you ok boomer boomer are you ok, are you ok, are you ok boomer
-you’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a smooth millennial

My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.
-I said, “Ok, boomer.”

How does the kid tell you that their grandparents called?
-60s kids: Grandma called.

70s kids: Gramps called.

80s kids: Granny called.

90s kids: Grandmother called.

Kids now: Boomerang.

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.
-You know what we’ll miss when we’re old? Trees.

What happens when a Karen runs into a Boomer?
-Kaboom.

The COVID-19 pandemic is probably going to lead to a new baby boom parented by Millenials…
-Baby Boomers 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just got a call from my australian grandpa!
-A boomer rang.

How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
– Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

he Boomer Generation was born between 1946 and 1964.
– Ang Lee was born in 1954.

Ang Lee is a boomer.

Boomer Ang Lee.

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”
-It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

please sign my petition for the Oklahoma City Thunder
-to rename themselves the OK boomers

I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
-It was a millennial falcon.

Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store?
-He couldn’t tolerate change.

What temperature do you need to kill a boomer?
-0 K

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