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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”
-It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

please sign my petition for the Oklahoma City Thunder
-to rename themselves the OK boomers

I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
-It was a millennial falcon.

Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store?
-He couldn’t tolerate change.

What temperature do you need to kill a boomer?
-0 K

“ok boomer”…
– Said the currant to the elderberry

What’s the difference between a fall from the 1st floor Vs 3rd floor?
-1st floor : “Boomer! Aaaargh”

3rd floor : “aaaaargh! Boomer!!”

A teacher asks her class: “How long can a human being survive without sleeping?”
– Mary on the first row responds: “24h”.

Peter on the second row responds: “48h”.

Then the teacher sees John, daydreaming as usual, and asks him: “What do you think John?”

John goes, “I think… 3 weeks minus 15 minutes.”

“Come on John”, the teacher says, “Why it doesn’t surprise me that you are the one giving me this ridiculous answer.”

“Listen Miss Boomer”, John replies, “Say what you want but yesterday evening I heard my dad say to my mom: today, we’re going to bed 15 min earlier because it has been 3 weeks.”

Saw a little creeper when playing Minecraft the other day
-Call that a baby boomer

everyone’s taking about boomers,
-but did you hear what the silent generation said?!?!

Fun fact : Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
-It’s also their biggest import.

hopper: *says anything to mike* mike
-ok boomer

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink?
-Hot chalk-olate.

WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS
-BECAUSE THEY’RE CAPITALISTS

What do you tell your wife when a baby boomer calls?
-A boomerang

I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
-It was a millennial falcon.

Went shopping for cherries and microphones today
-Bought a Bing, bought a boomer

Nine months from now, what will the name of the next generation of baby boomers?
-The coronials.

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