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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

Don’t believe books save lives?
-Dinosaurs didn’t read. Now they’re extinct.

Thanos: I am inevitable
-Iron Man: ok boomer

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, they’ll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?
-A Boomer.

Wives are like grenades… –
-Remove the ring and boomer, house is gone!

What’s the difference between a baby boomer and an avocado
-One is a soft, wrinkly vegetable

The other one is an avocado

I hate when a generation refuses to work and still expect to receive government checks
-Those baby boomers in Congress sure are entitled snowflakes

I know the shutdown is done, but I think this joke is funny and I made it up myself.

Grace Park says she’s done sci-fi before.
-OK Boomer

GenXer’s, Millennials, Baby Boomers
-**Quarenteens!**

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero?
-Boomer guy!

Just heard this little bit of boomer humour
-A priest is giving a sermon in church when suddenly flames leap up from behind the altar and the devil himself rises from below. Terrified all but one of the congregation flee, the devil stares at the last remaining member of the church, a single old man and asks him, ‘are you not afraid mortal?’…

Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero
-It’s called the “0K Boomer”

this is an OK Boomer
– Sooner Schooner

I’m 66 years old, and I’m just beginning to understand what I want to be when I grow up.
– So, I guess that makes me a late boomer.

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial…
-so now Baby Boomers can add “Journalists” to their list of “things Millennials are killing”.

I didn’t know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!
– OK boomer!

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.
-It’s the boomerang efffect

Why do Baby Boomers use multiple ellipses?
– like they’re plotting our murders??

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