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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

Thanos: I am inevitable
-Iron Man: ok boomer

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, they’ll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?
-A Boomer.

Wives are like grenades… –
-Remove the ring and boomer, house is gone!

Don’t believe books save lives?
-Dinosaurs didn’t read. Now they’re extinct.

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?
-Eventually the boomerang comes around.

An boomer classic for you all…
-A man was run down by a car in broad daylight.

An ambulance was called, and he was quickly rushed into it. In order to check his mental state, one of the medics started asking him questions about the accident.

“Well, I had just left the store, and was crossing the road to reach my car, when my ex-wife ran me over.”

The medic, confused asked “How can you be certain that it was your ex-wife?”

“I would recognise her laugh anywhere.”

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
-At the bottom.

What do you call a sixty year old that’s into explosives?
– A boomer.

Elsa: you can’t marry a man you just met Anna:
-boomer

Time is a great teacher.
-Unfortunately, it kills all its students.

There’s only one word you need to respond to a raging boomer.
– And that’s ok.

Why do baby boomers think not caring about the environment?
– is a personality trait

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-Turne‌‌d ou‌‌t i‌‌t wa‌‌s jus‌‌t ‌‌a stere‌‌o type.

Boomers: kids these days don’t know what books are.
-**Gen Z:** We’re literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– None. They’ll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…
-Boomer rang

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.
-When she said ” you millenials are so addicted to technology” I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

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