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Boomer jokes 👵 in 2025

Thanos: I am inevitable
-Iron Man: ok boomer

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, they’ll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?
-A Boomer.

Wives are like grenades… –
-Remove the ring and boomer, house is gone!

Don’t believe books save lives?
-Dinosaurs didn’t read. Now they’re extinct.

A teacher asks her class: “How long can a human being survive without sleeping?”
– Mary on the first row responds: “24h”.

Peter on the second row responds: “48h”.

Then the teacher sees John, daydreaming as usual, and asks him: “What do you think John?”

John goes, “I think… 3 weeks minus 15 minutes.”

“Come on John”, the teacher says, “Why it doesn’t surprise me that you are the one giving me this ridiculous answer.”

“Listen Miss Boomer”, John replies, “Say what you want but yesterday evening I heard my dad say to my mom: today, we’re going to bed 15 min earlier because it has been 3 weeks.”

Saw a little creeper when playing Minecraft the other day
-Call that a baby boomer

everyone’s taking about boomers,
-but did you hear what the silent generation said?!?!

Fun fact : Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
-It’s also their biggest import.

hopper: *says anything to mike* mike
-ok boomer

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink?
-Hot chalk-olate.

WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS
-BECAUSE THEY’RE CAPITALISTS

What do you tell your wife when a baby boomer calls?
-A boomerang

I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
-It was a millennial falcon.

Went shopping for cherries and microphones today
-Bought a Bing, bought a boomer

Nine months from now, what will the name of the next generation of baby boomers?
-The coronials.

The past, present and future walk into a bar.
– It was tense.

What pie do Baby Boomers like to eat?
– Boomeringue

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