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Book jokes 📚 in 2025

How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
– One! After that it’s not empty.

What do planets like to read?
– Comet books!

What reads and lives in apples?
– Bookworms

Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
– Pencils were so confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?

Feeling cold?
– Get a book! You’ll still be cold, but at least you’ll have a book with you!

How many books did you finish over the summer ?
– None. My brother stole my box of crayons.

Why did the Romanian stop reading for the night?
– To give his Bucharest.

What type of books does owl like to read?
– Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)

How many books can you fit in an empty bag?
– One. After that, it’s not empty!

Why was the book about mountains so interesting?
– Because it had so many cliff-hangers!

How many books have you read in your lifetime?
– I don’t know. I’m not dead yet.

What book did the librarian take out for her cat?
– The Prince and the Paw-purr.

Why are books so afraid of their sequels?
– Because they always come after them!

Feeling cold?
– Get a book! You’ll still be cold, but at least you’ll have a book with you!

What do you say when your thesaurus is stolen?
– Nothing, you’ll be lost for words!

What do planets like to read?
– Comet books!

What is a vampire’s favorite book?
– Wuthering Bites!

What did the man say when a book fell on his head?
– I only have my-shelf to blame!

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