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Book jokes 📚 in 2025

How many books have you read in your lifetime?
– I don’t know. I’m not dead yet.

What book did the librarian take out for her cat?
– The Prince and the Paw-purr.

Why are books so afraid of their sequels?
– Because they always come after them!

Feeling cold?
– Get a book! You’ll still be cold, but at least you’ll have a book with you!

What do you say when your thesaurus is stolen?
– Nothing, you’ll be lost for words!

What do planets like to read?
– Comet books!

What is a vampire’s favorite book?
– Wuthering Bites!

What did the man say when a book fell on his head?
– I only have my-shelf to blame!

Why was the book about mountains so interesting?
– Because it had so many cliff-hangers!

Why did the girl keep buying so many books?
– Because she had no shelf control!

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?
– Church

What is a bee’s favorite book?
– The Great Gats-bee!

Why are books so afraid of their sequels?
– Because they always come after them!

Why is a math book always unhappy?
– Because it has so many problems!

What do you say when your thesaurus is stolen?
– Nothing, you’ll be lost for words!

Want to hear a joke about a book?
– Never mind, it’s tear-rible!

What do you call a robot who likes books?
– A Readbot

What’s the best book to read whilst eating breakfast?
– Much Ado About Muffin!

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