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Bone jokes 🦴💀 in 2025

What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
– A numbskull!

I went to an archaeology party where the game was looking for a lower leg bone.
– It was a real shindig.

What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
​- A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

What do skeletons order at restaurants?
– Spare ribs!

What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones ?
– Skele Tons

How do skeletons kiss
– Skeletons don’t have lips, they just bone

The Egyptian man became a bone doctor…
– They called him a Cairopractor

I suffered a broken collar bone, concussion and some minor bruising when I fell asleep at the wheel.
– Got kicked out of pottery class too.

My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said “Ow! That was my not-funny bone!”
– I disagreed. It was humerus.

I went to an archaeologist’s party where we were excavating a lower leg bone.
– It was quite the shindig.

What do women and KFC have in common?
– Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
– Sherlock Bones.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of plant?
– A bone-zai tree!

Why can’t chemists dogs’ ever find their bones?
– Because they barium

Why aren’t there any female butchers?
– Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone.

why didn’t the midget get the top shelf T Bone?
– Because the steaks were to high…

What was the skeletons favorite rock band?
– The Grateful Dead.

The last time I played tackle football without pads l broke three ribs and a collar bone.
– Fortunately, none of them were mine.

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