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Bone jokes 🦴💀 in 2024

When does a skeleton laugh?
– When something tickles his funny bone.

Did you hear about the man who broke his funny bone?
– They soaked it in water and now it’s a laughing stock.

What was Jesus’s least favorite bone?
– The blasfemur

What do your girlfriend and KFC have in common?
– Once you’re done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone.

What song do skeleton crooks listen to after a heist?
– Bad to the Bone.

What do you get if you boil a funny bone?
– Laughing stock.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?
– A skeleTON.

I went to an archaeologist’s party where we were excavating a lower leg bone.
– It was quite the shindig.

Why do skeletons hate the winter?
– Because the cold goes right through them.

Just came home from my first paleontology party where we spent the night searching for the lower leg bone of a new dinosaur.
– It was quite the shin dig.

My favorite jokes are ones about bones in your arms.
– There’s nothing more humerus.

Where do you go when you break your funny bone?
– The Hahaspital.

What do you call a satanic bone?
– A blasfemur!

What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
– A numbskull!

I went to an archaeology party where the game was looking for a lower leg bone.
– It was a real shindig.

What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
​- A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

What do skeletons order at restaurants?
– Spare ribs!

What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones ?
– Skele Tons

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