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Bone jokes 🦴💀 in 2025

I started dating my friend’s sister and he says we’re now Napoleon friends
– Because we’re only a bone apart.

Why are skeletons so calm?
– Because nothing gets under their skin.

I recently broke my funny bone.
– I fail to see what’s so humerus about it.

Give a dog a bone and he’ll eat for a day
– Teach a dog to bone and you’ll never be lonely

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?
– After nibbling the breast and thighs there’s a greasy box to put your bone in

What did the French skeleton say before he ate?
– Bone apetit

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
– No body.

Got offered a job today worth $80,000 with benefits working for the Brittle Bone Society.
– Nearly snapped his hand off.

Did you know that a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds?
– Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day
– Teach a dog to bone and you go to jail for animal cruelty

How much does 2,000lbs of bone weigh
– a skeleton

What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
– Lazy bones.

There are 27 bones in the human hand…
– and 28 when I’m lonely.

I got really mad when a friend made a joke about hitting his funny bone…
– Somehow, he just really struck a nerve.

There’s no such thing as the funny bone…
– But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

Why are bones so calm?
– Nothing gets under their skin!

What kind of plate do skeletons eat on?
– Bone china.

Why is the elbow called the funny bone?
– Becuase it’s connected to the humerus

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