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Boat jokes ⛵ in 2024

Why scuba divers always flip backwards when jumping from boat in water?
– Because if they flip forward they would still be in boat.

How was the boat turned into a party boat?
– Through pier pressure.

What do you call a ship that blinks a lot?
– A lighthouse.

Thanks for making sure we do not sink.

Before my operation, the anaesthesiologists asked if I wanted to be knocked out via gas or boat paddle.
– It was an ether/oar situation.

What do you call a package of documents sent via boat?
– Pier to pier file transfer!

What is the most crowded and caring boat called?
– A friend-ship.

What does Captain Jack Sparrow usually cook?
– Pyrex of the Caribbean.

How do you make luxury yacht charters look younger?
– Boat-Tox.

You know what they say about a guy with a big boat…
– Big dock.

My friend said “I bet you £50 you can’t steal a boat”…
– I decided to take a punt.

What kind of detergent do sailors use the most?
– Tide.

Literally sailing into the sunset, and how?

What do you call a boat full of buddies?
– A friend-ship.

Donald Trump, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton are in a boat, and the boat sinks. Who is saved?
– The United States of America.

How did the wedding on the boat go?
– They had a ferry-tale ending!

What do you call a person specialized in boat chemistry?
– Salter White.

You know I was mermaid to be in the sea!

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