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Boat jokes ⛵ in 2024

What is a cats favorite boat?
– A catamaran.

Where do the most deadly creatures like zombies go for sailing?
– To the Dead Sea.

Yeah, buoy, let’s sail!

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?
– When there’s a sail on it.

Joke I wrote on a boat at age 6:
What do you tell a police officer when they get on your boat?
– Police put on your life-vest!

Why did the students go on the boat?
– To get their scholar-ship!

How much did it cost a pirate for the piercing of his ear?
– A buck an ear.

Worry less and paddle more.

The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
– Because Lisa Kudrow and David was a good Schwimmer

How do you get fresh milk from a boat?
– By pulling on it’s rudder.

What kind of music do fishermen love to listen to on their boat?
– Pond-tunes.

Why are pirates so bad at learning alphabets?
– Because they always get stuck at C.

Why didn’t the sailors play cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck.

What happens when a boat passes near a sleeping duck?
– It’s a wake.

What do you call a boating accident in South-East Asia?
– The Thaitanic

Which music band is not allowed to perform on a navy boat?
– Maroon 5.

Find your flow and row, row, row.

How do you make a boat feel better?
– Give it some vitamin sea.

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