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Blond jokes in 2024

“Why did the blonde bring her purse to the gym? She wanted to keep her money in check.”

“Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said ‘concentrate’.”

“Why did the blonde keep a picture in her car? She wanted to have her photo taken for the speed camera.”

“Why did the blonde put her bed in the fireplace? She wanted to sleep like a log.”

“Why did the blonde bring a knife to a gunfight? She thought it was a butter battle.”

“Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away the W’s.”

“Why did the blonde bring a ladder to school? She wanted to go to high school.”

“Why did the blonde go to church with a ladder? She heard the higher the hair, the closer to God.”

“Why did the blonde take a bucket to the Apple store? She wanted to buy a ‘Mac’ and ‘cheese’.”

“Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to makeup her mind.”

“Why did the blonde bring a compass to the TV? She heard the news was ‘North’ of her understanding.”

“Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice? Because it said ‘concentrate’.”

“Why did the blonde carry around a can of red paint? She wanted to use it as a ‘red herring’.”

“Why did the blonde bring a bag of frozen peas to the poker game? She heard it was a good ice-breaker.”

“Why did the blonde keep a bucket in her hand while driving? She wanted to take the carpool lane.”

“Why did the blonde go to the paint store? She wanted to get a new color scheme for her jokes.”

“Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? She heard they were cracking open a cold one.”

“Why did the blonde put a coat on her hotdog? She wanted to make a hot dog stand.”

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