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Blond jokes in 2025

“Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.”

“Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.”

“Why did the blonde sit in the fridge? She wanted to feel cool.”

“Why did the blonde get excited about finishing a puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.”

“Why did the blonde bring a metal detector to the comedy show? She was searching for a punch line.”

“Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted to make Apple juice.”

“Why did the blonde bring a pencil to her job interview? She wanted to draw attention.”

“Why did the blonde take her computer to the doctor? She thought it had a virus.”

“Why don’t blondes use bookmarks? They just can’t find the right page.”

“Why did the blonde throw butter out of the window? She wanted to see a butterfly.”

“Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her car? In case she locks the keys inside.”

“Why did the blonde bring her purse to the gym? She wanted to keep her money in check.”

“Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said ‘concentrate’.”

“Why did the blonde keep a picture in her car? She wanted to have her photo taken for the speed camera.”

“Why did the blonde put her bed in the fireplace? She wanted to sleep like a log.”

“Why did the blonde bring a knife to a gunfight? She thought it was a butter battle.”

“Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away the W’s.”

“Why did the blonde bring a ladder to school? She wanted to go to high school.”

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