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Blond jokes in 2025

“Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.”

“Why did the blonde get excited about finishing a puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.”

“How did the blonde break her arm while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.”

“Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of root beer? It said ‘twist to open’, but she kept turning it and it was still closed.”

“Why did the blonde eat lightbulbs? She wanted a bright idea.”

“Why did the blonde go to the library? She heard it was a ‘novel’ idea.”

“Why did the blonde wear gloves to the dinner table? She didn’t want to catch cold from the ice cream.”

“Why did the blonde sit on the TV? She wanted to be on the news.”

“Why did the blonde bring a football to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.”

“Why did the blonde bring a fishing pole to a pop concert? She wanted to catch the latest ‘hit’.”

“Why did the blonde throw her clock out of the window? She wanted to see time fly.”

“Why did the blonde bring a metal detector to the comedy show? She was searching for a punch line.”

“Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the concert? She wanted to get to the high notes.”

“Why did the blonde carry a door around? She wanted to leave at any time.”

“Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.”

“Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted to make Apple juice.”

“Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to her computer? She wanted to see the ‘fine print’.”

“Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard drinks were on the house.”

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