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Birthday jokes 🎂 in 2025

Your birthday is a fantastic day.
-it is the day my friend arrived on this planet and boredom died.

What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
-stick with me, we are going places.

Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
-Because they are more focused on the present.

You know that you are getting older when you go for an antique auction…
-and three people bid on you.

There are so many medication bottles in your bathroom cabinet?
-that you no longer have room for cosmetics and toothpaste.

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.

Remember to start taking fiber supplement and a multi-vitamin,
-because you are already an old man.

You finally have to admit that your character lines?
-are really just wrinkles.

Always tether your glasses to your person?
-without them, you will not find your dentures.

One good thing is no worrying about looking silly?
-because your old lunch cannot muster up enough air to bestow them out.

Keep a diary or a journal?
-it will help you remember what you did yesterday.

I like birthdays?
-but I think too many can kill you.

Do not stress about your eyesight falling as you get older.
-It is the natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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