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Birthday jokes 🎂 in 2025

What does a turtle do on its birthday?
Shell-ebrates.

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Do not worry about your age?
-alcohol will make it all better.

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Live as long as you may.
-but did you know that the first 20 years are the longest half of your life?

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Smile?
-its your birthday.

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Your birthday is a fantastic day.
-it is the day my friend arrived on this planet and boredom died.

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What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
-stick with me, we are going places.

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Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
-Because they are more focused on the present.

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You know that you are getting older when you go for an antique auction…
-and three people bid on you.

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There are so many medication bottles in your bathroom cabinet?
-that you no longer have room for cosmetics and toothpaste.

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Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.

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Remember to start taking fiber supplement and a multi-vitamin,
-because you are already an old man.

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You finally have to admit that your character lines?
-are really just wrinkles.

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Always tether your glasses to your person?
-without them, you will not find your dentures.

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