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Birthday jokes 🎂 in 2025

Do not stress about your eyesight falling as you get older.
-It is the natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

You look back fondly at your 40th birthday?
– and laugh at all the trauma you felt about getting so old.

Science has made it possible for a 50-year old to look as young as a teenager..
-you will at least look trendy.

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
-you can have your cake and eat it too.

We do not grow old.
-we become old when we cease to grow.

Why do candles go on the top of cakes each time?
-because its hard to light them from the bottom.

21 is the age of responsibility.
-give it a few months and you will wonder why you were in a hurry to get here.

You know that you are 40?
-when you are given a place to sit on a bus; even more, when you take the offer.

Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age?
– and start bragging about it.

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday celebration?
-it was really sappy.

You did a grape job raising me.
-happy birthday.

You are only young once,
-but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You know that you are already old when?
-people call at 9pm and ask,”Did I wake you?”

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