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Birthday jokes 🎂 in 2024

We do not grow old.
-we become old when we cease to grow.

Why do candles go on the top of cakes each time?
-because its hard to light them from the bottom.

21 is the age of responsibility.
-give it a few months and you will wonder why you were in a hurry to get here.

You know that you are 40?
-when you are given a place to sit on a bus; even more, when you take the offer.

Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age?
– and start bragging about it.

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday celebration?
-it was really sappy.

You did a grape job raising me.
-happy birthday.

You are only young once,
-but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You know that you are already old when?
-people call at 9pm and ask,”Did I wake you?”

At 21st birthday, we do not care what the world thinks of us?
– but we discover that it was not thinking of us at all later.

Happy birthday in dog years.
-this would be heaven for you.

You are not as young as you used to be.
But you are not as old as you are going to be.

What kind of cake do ghosts like?
– I Scream Cake.

Don?t let aging get you down.
-it is hard to get up again.

Wisdom does not necessarily come with age?
-sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

I sent you happy birthday wishes?
-before they became obvious.

Whether you live to over 50 or over 100 makes no difference.
It will only make a difference if you make a difference in the world.

What does a turtle do on its birthday?
Shell-ebrates.

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