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Birthday jokes 🎂 in 2025

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

You are not 50 years old.
-you are just 20 years old with 30 years of experience.

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

You can now look back on your 40th birthday?
– you will wonder what all the drama was about.

Age is a relative thing?
-because all my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

You used to make fun of adult diaper commericals?
– and you are clipping coupons for them “just in case.”

Forget the past because you cannot change it?
-and forget the present because I did not get you one.

Happy 60th birthday,
-I can’t believe that you can still touch your toes! Or can you?

Remember to start taking fiber supplement and a multi-vitamin,
-because you are already an old man.

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.

You finally have to admit that your character lines?
-are really just wrinkles.

Always tether your glasses to your person?
-without them, you will not find your dentures.

One good thing is no worrying about looking silly?
-because your old lunch cannot muster up enough air to bestow them out.

Keep a diary or a journal?
-it will help you remember what you did yesterday.

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