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Birthday jokes 🎂 in 2025

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

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What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

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Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

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When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

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Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

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You are not 50 years old.
-you are just 20 years old with 30 years of experience.

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You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

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You can now look back on your 40th birthday?
– you will wonder what all the drama was about.

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Forget the past because you cannot change it?
-and forget the present because I did not get you one.

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Happy 60th birthday,
-I can’t believe that you can still touch your toes! Or can you?

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Age is a relative thing?
-because all my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

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You used to make fun of adult diaper commericals?
– and you are clipping coupons for them “just in case.”

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You know that you are getting older when you go for an antique auction…
-and three people bid on you.

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There are so many medication bottles in your bathroom cabinet?
-that you no longer have room for cosmetics and toothpaste.

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Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.

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Remember to start taking fiber supplement and a multi-vitamin,
-because you are already an old man.

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You finally have to admit that your character lines?
-are really just wrinkles.

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Always tether your glasses to your person?
-without them, you will not find your dentures.

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