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Bird Jokes 🐦 in 2025

If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
– Neither side. Roosters don’t lay eggs!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
– He wanted to make a long distance caw.

Where do birds invest their money?
-In the stork market!

How do you get down off an elephant?
– You don’t, you get down off a duck!

How did the bird break into the house?
-With a crow bar.

What do you call a crate of ducks?
-A box of quackers.

What did the 500 pound canary say?
– Here Kitty, Kitty !

what did the bird say to the other bird
-nothing because birds cant talk

What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb?
-A bald eagle.

What did the sick chicken say?
-I have the people-pox!”

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