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Bird Jokes 🐦 in 2025

What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?
– A robber ducky.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
– A carrot !

What do you call a parrot that flew away?
-A polygon.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
-Fowl play!

What is a chick after she’s 6 days old?
-Seven days old!

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
-“We don’t eat with our peckers

What does a bird like in his soup?
-Crowtons.

What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?
– A funky chicken.

What bird is always sad?
-The blue jay !

My friend was annoying me with bird puns
– I realized toucan play at this game

What bird can you buy at the grocery store?
-A kiwi.

Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
-Because he was chicken!

What do you call a sad bird?
-A bluebird!

What do you call a sick eagle?
-Illegal

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
– Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down !

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to birds eye

What bird movie won an Oscar?
-Lord of the Wings.

What is green and pecks on trees?
-Woody the Wood Pickle.

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