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Bird Jokes 🐦 in 2025

Why do hummingbirds hum ?
– Because they forgot the words!

What do you call a very rude bird?
-A mockingbird!

What birds spend all their time on their knees?
-Birds of prey!

What’s yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings ?
– Two 500 pound canaries!

What bird doesn’t need a comb
-bald eagles

What is a parrot’s favorite game?
-Hide and Speak!

Why did the monster cross the road?
– To eat the chicken!

whats the differents between a bird and a fly ?
-a bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!

Which bird is always out of breath?
-A puffin!

What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake ?
-A sing-a-long!

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
– Because it was in da skies!

What does duck eat with his soup?
-Quackers.

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers ?
-The outside!

Why are birds good at social media?
-Because they ‘tweet’ all the time!!!?

What do you call a bird that kicks your butt?
– Steven Seagull.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
– It was the chicken’s day off!

When should you buy a bird?
-When it’s going cheep!

What soap do birds use?
Dove.

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