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Bird Jokes 🐦 in 2024

What books did the owl like?
-Hoot-dunits!

What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
-The Parrots of the Caribbean.

What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
-Cherpies.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
-Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls!

Silly boy: I’d like to buy some bird seed.
– Clerk: How many birds do you have?

Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!

A friend was doing bird puns on me
-Then I realised that toucan play a game.

What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?
– A robber ducky.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
– A carrot !

What do you call a parrot that flew away?
-A polygon.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
-Fowl play!

What is a chick after she’s 6 days old?
-Seven days old!

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
-“We don’t eat with our peckers

What does a bird like in his soup?
-Crowtons.

What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?
– A funky chicken.

What bird is always sad?
-The blue jay !

My friend was annoying me with bird puns
– I realized toucan play at this game

What bird can you buy at the grocery store?
-A kiwi.

Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
-Because he was chicken!

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