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Biology jokes 🧠 in 2025

I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one.
-To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea…

What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
-The nucleus.

What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F?
-Biodegraded

What did the femur say to the patella?
-I kneed you.

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
-He was a man of many cultures.

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
-Guess my thymine was off.

My Biology teacher told me ants are female
– The males are called uncles

Why was the scuba diver failing biology?
-Because he was below “C” level.

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
-Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?
-Photosympathize

What did the avid recyclers name their triplets?
-Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

So We were learning about cell division in biology class today.
-I ended up stubbing my toe somehow and i had to go home because it hurt so bad.
When my sister asked what hurt, i said “mitosis.”

I wish I was adenine…
-Then I could get paired with U

What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
-Designer jeans.

The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother’s school didn’t last long…
-They had no chemistry et. al..

My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed..
-Mitosis

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
-An itsy bitsy book.

A fourth grade biology teacher is asking a series of questions to her students
-Eventually she asks “What part of the body can grow ten times its normal size when stimulated?”

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