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Biology jokes 🧠 in 2025

Why was the scuba diver disappointed in his biology grade?
-Because he was beloved “C” level.

The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is?
-Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!

What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
-Designer genes.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
-Because they have no body to go with!

Don’t know much about history. Don’t know much biology. Don’t know much about a science book.
– Donald Trump’s resume when he applied to be a presidential candidate.

Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease?
-Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?

A couple of biologists had twins…
-They named one Jessica and the other Control.

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in 30 different countries and learned to speak six languages?
-He was a man of many cultures

Why are all the viruses gone?
-They “flu” away.

In their biology class, students are given an activity that introduces them to relative dating…
-One Student: “Relative Dating? This isn’t Alabama!”

What does DNA stand for?
-National Dyslexics Association

So i got 2 ‘O’ levels in Biology and metalwork..
– So if your Dog needs welding I’m your man…

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
-Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.

What did the conservative biologist say?
-The only cleavage I want to see is at the cellular level.

I think I’m failing my marine biology class.
-My grade is below C level.

How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
-Romeostasis.

Where do hippos go to university?
-Hippocampus.

A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower
-He says “Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!”

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