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Biology jokes 🧠 in 2025

Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.
*One girl felt shy and looked down*
-A boy shouted : Mam, she’s copying.

What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy?
-Chemotaxis.

What would you call the scientific study of real estate?
-Homology.

I got kicked out of biology class today for eating during the lesson…
-Apparently it’s called an “Eye disection” not “Eye digestion

How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon?
-He caught the garter snake.

Why can’t a plant be on the darkside of the Force?
-Because it can’t make food without the light!

I have a joke about biology but
-you have to dissect it well to understand it.

My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes.
-She must have never heard of the holocaust.

What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
-The nucleus.

Biology is important
-It’s a matter of life and death.

What did Cinderella say while reading biology?
-I hate mitosis.

Why was the scuba diver disappointed in his biology grade?
-Because he was beloved “C” level.

The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is?
-Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!

What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
-Designer genes.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
-Because they have no body to go with!

Don’t know much about history. Don’t know much biology. Don’t know much about a science book.
– Donald Trump’s resume when he applied to be a presidential candidate.

Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease?
-Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?

A couple of biologists had twins…
-They named one Jessica and the other Control.

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