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Biology jokes 🧠 in 2025

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results…
– … speak for themselves

Why can’t a plant be on the dark side of the Force?
-Because it can’t make food without the light!

What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
-The Nucleus

The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother’s school didn’t last long…
-They had no chemistry et. al..

My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed..
-Mitosis

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
-An itsy bitsy book.

A fourth grade biology teacher is asking a series of questions to her students
-Eventually she asks “What part of the body can grow ten times its normal size when stimulated?”

Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.
-He comes upon a question: “What separates the head from the body?”

Ahmed answers: “The axe”

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-A fsh.

I watched a documentary on the feeding behaviors and biology of cattle..
– “Graze Anatomy”.

What is blood’s message to the world?
-B Positive.

Why are all the viruses gone?
-They “flu” away.

If a biologist studies biology and a nutritionist studies nutrition
-Trump must be an expert at studying races.

I got an F in Biology Class
-Next time I see my teacher I’m gonna punch her in the balls!

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
-Four. One to change it, and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

I once lied in biology class and told everyone I could touch the tiny hairs in my nose – They all laughed.
-I’d never felt cilia.

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
-I like your “style.”

What is blood’s message to the world?
-B Positive.

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