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Bingo jokes in 2025

An old man stopped me on the street to tell me this.
How do you get five sweet, kind, angelic, Christian, old ladies to swear like sailors?

– Have a 6th one say “BINGO!”

Why should you not play bingo with dogs?
– They can B8.

How does a GenZ play bingo?
– 49 and Amazon Prime.

Harry impressed the seniors with his bingo skills and fresh energy
– everyone welcomed the young and keen to the game.

The British team had come to play bingo at the tournament, as they stood in a line,
– it was called the Brighton Line.

Thou shalt not be seated in the lucky seat of thy neighbor.

My mom loved bingo so much …
– when she got a tumor, it was B-9.

Why could the group of friends not have their long-planned bingo game night?
– Because the city had a blackout.

When is a testicular tumor like a bingo ball?
– when it’s B-9

There was a freakish accident during the game of bingo.
– Everybody was busy keeping the man alive.

The bingo team organized a jazz show and named it Jump and Jive.

How do you know if a bingo player likes you or not?
– Call their number 5 times continuously and see if they answer.

How to motivate someone with bingo lingos?
– 78 and haters gonna hate.

This is my favourite joke I made, I hope no-one else has thought about it
How do you get an old English woman to say “f**k”
– Get someone else to shout “bingo!”

Why do Japanese people hate bingo?

– They all scramble for cover when you call B-29.

Thou shalt never peek at thy neighbor’s card.

Richard was known for his spontaneity but when his parents got to know about his addiction to bingo, his duck and dive did not work.

Did you hear about the bingo caller who had a tumor?
– Luckily, the tumor was B-9.

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