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Bingo jokes in 2025

How does an Instagram influencer play bingo?
– 86 and Instagram pics.

Greg loved his dancing and after each win at the bingo, he showed his dance skills, everyone called him the dancing queen of their group.

The favorite dessert of bingo players is the baker’s bun.

What is a bingo player’s favorite dinner?
– A sizzler.

Thou shalt never name the Caller for no reason.

What’s the fastest way to break up a bingo game in North Korea?
– B-52! B-52!

How many balls were brought by the players of bingo for their pool table?
– 75 balls.

An elderly man arrives home from bingo and his wife comes running up to him.

– “Thank goodness you’re home safe! I was watching the news and apparently a lunatic was driving down the wrong side of the freeway!”

– He responds, “*A* Lunatic? There were hundreds of them!”

Freddy had not won a game of bingo for long and was waiting for the next Sunday, as it was the lucky seven of the month.

The expert bingo player introduced his forty-year-old son to the game and said,
– “Here’s where life begins.”

What is the name of the man who won bingo for 3 times in a row?
– Jerry Hat-trick.

What does one say while spending the weekends to play bingo?
– 14 and chill.

I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job…
– Apparently “A meal for two with a hairy view” is not the way you say 69.

An elderly man arrives home from bingo and his wife comes running up to him.

– “Thank goodness you’re home safe! I was watching the news and apparently a lunatic was driving down the wrong side of the freeway!”

– He responds, “*A* Lunatic? There were hundreds of them!”

Why do they call bingo in Latin in Catholic churches?

– So the Protestants can’t win.

Thou shalt never misuse the call “Bingo”.

The group had to postpone the bingo game as a ball hit Kelly’s eye.

Sara was new to the game of bingo so her friends said the first step to being a host is to pick and mix.

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