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Bingo jokes in 2025

How does an excited GenZ describe her day while playing bingo?
– 35 and it’s a vibe.

Flora’s mother was concerned about her bad company at the bingo games,
– she said, “At the coming of age of a child, the parents should be careful than sorry.”

People laugh at the number 63 during bingo because it is tickle me, sixty-three.

What did Jojo say when he was caught playing a game of bingo instead of doing his homework?
– B-11, it will not affect my grades.

Thou shalt never wish bad fortune for thy neighbor.

My doctor told me I had a Bingo tumor.
– He said “Don’t worry. It’s B-9.”.

I found a tumor at Bingo last night.
– It’s okay. It was B9.

Why are bingo players faster than others while writing?
– Because they spell B4 with two letters.

How does a political person call bingo cards?
– 48 and another Brexit debate.

The group of friends planned a bingo match at the picnic,
– they all waited at the golden gate to meet and proceed.

Kiki advised her students to not be droopy drawers and pull up their pants for the next game.

Why was a blind man called in a game of bingo?
– He came to make up the numbers.

What is the call for a breakfast table bingo?
– 38 and avocado on the plate.

A star bingo player goes to the doctor
– At one of his bingo tournaments, someone pointed out a dark spot on his neck. The bingo player was worried about this new mole growing on his body, thinking that it could be cancerous.

– Bingo player: What do you think of the mole? Should i be worried?

– Doctor: B9

A bingo caller has a ball fly up at his face…
– It goes right up his noise and gets stuck. He goes to the emergency room, the doctor says, “I have good news and bad news.
– The bad news is that you have a tumour”. The bingo caller looks shocked and asks, “what’s the good news?” The doctor responds, ” the tumour is B9″.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

– A bingo machine.

Thou shalt never threaten the Caller of their death.

James could not join the bingo game because a stranger had left one little duck and he had to take care of it.

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