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Bingo jokes in 2025

You know how you play Iranian bingo?
– A-10, B-52, F-22, C-130

What do you say when your husband says, “Now it’s time to choose between bingo and me”?

– “I’m going to miss you darling.”

How to describe a weekend while playing bingo?
– 68 and late for my date.

Robert’s friends threw a surprise bingo game night for his 20th birthday as he was bidding goodbye to his teens.

The players took a break from bingo as it was time for tea at 8:30.

How did the sailor win the bingo?
– He heard two quacks, it was the two ducks in the ocean.

Thou shalt never steal someone’s money for Bingo.

I’m worried that my grandma is starting to lolse her marbles. Yesterday when I went to visit she’d been marking herself all over with her bingo pen.
– She’s completely dotty.

I invited a blind bingo caller to my dinner party.

– He’s not a close friend, he’s just there to make up the numbers.

How does an environmentalist play bingo?
– 74 and recycle more.

Kim was not allowed near bingo games as per the doctor’s order because it made her extremely excited and out of control sometimes.

Jerry was surprised with the outcome at the game of bingo,
– he guessed it was the tweak of the thumb by his classmates.

Why did the others evict John from the game?
– He was buy-in others’ opportunities.

How do you congratulate the new couple while calling a card in bingo?
– 88 and William and Kate.

How can you tell that a Bingo player just isn’t into you?
– When you call their numbers 5 times in a row and they still don’t answer.

Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare?
– The tumor ended up being B9.

How can you tell that a Bingo player just isn’t into you?

– When you call their numbers 5 times in a row and they still don’t answer.

Thou shall not be complacent with their win.

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