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Bingo jokes in 2025

Why was a blind man called in a game of bingo?
– He came to make up the numbers.

What is the call for a breakfast table bingo?
– 38 and avocado on the plate.

A star bingo player goes to the doctor
– At one of his bingo tournaments, someone pointed out a dark spot on his neck. The bingo player was worried about this new mole growing on his body, thinking that it could be cancerous.

– Bingo player: What do you think of the mole? Should i be worried?

– Doctor: B9

A bingo caller has a ball fly up at his face…
– It goes right up his noise and gets stuck. He goes to the emergency room, the doctor says, “I have good news and bad news.
– The bad news is that you have a tumour”. The bingo caller looks shocked and asks, “what’s the good news?” The doctor responds, ” the tumour is B9″.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

– A bingo machine.

Thou shalt never threaten the Caller of their death.

James could not join the bingo game because a stranger had left one little duck and he had to take care of it.

Tristin described the jackpot for the end of the game as a gateway to heaven as it had coupons for PS5.

What do vampires play bingo with?

– Stake money.

A slave is playing bingo
– He decided to take the free spot

How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall?
– B 52

You know how you play Iranian bingo?
– A-10, B-52, F-22, C-130

What do you say when your husband says, “Now it’s time to choose between bingo and me”?

– “I’m going to miss you darling.”

How to describe a weekend while playing bingo?
– 68 and late for my date.

Robert’s friends threw a surprise bingo game night for his 20th birthday as he was bidding goodbye to his teens.

The players took a break from bingo as it was time for tea at 8:30.

How did the sailor win the bingo?
– He heard two quacks, it was the two ducks in the ocean.

Thou shalt never steal someone’s money for Bingo.

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