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Bingo jokes in 2025

How do you make 4 nice old ladies say “f*ck!”?
– Have the fifth shout “bingo!”

Try not to take your bingo too seriously.

– At the end of the day, it’s just a load of balls.

What do you call a woman who’s addicted to online bingo?

– Betty.

What do you call it when an elderly man that won three bingos in a row?

– A Jerry hat-trick.

TIL the agricultural etymology of the word bingo.
– There was a farmer who had a dog.

How do you get nine grandmas to swear?
– Make the tenth one shout “bingo!”

The seniors advised the newbie bingo players to buckle the shoe as they performed poorly in the previous round.

How does one be rooted to their native place while playing Bingo?
– 39 and Long Island time.

Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along?
– They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

How do newlyweds play bingo?
– 9 and you’re mine.

I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers…
– B9

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?
– Yell “B-52!”

What is the common wish of a bingo player and a driver in a parking lot?
– A free space.

When is bingo harmless?
– When its B9!

How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?
– Have the forth one yell ” BINGO!”.

An old woman goes to the doctor’s office…
….The doctor gives her a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood and urine tests.”
– The woman says, “Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour.”

What do cats say when they play bingo?

– Eyes down for a full mouse.

How does an Instagram influencer play bingo?
– 86 and Instagram pics.

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