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Bike jokes 🚲 in 2025

Your wife tells you the only way she’ll let you ride across the country is over her dead body and you tell her, “If that’s the case, you’ll be my first speed bump!”

You view crashes as an opportunity to upgrade components.

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $1,80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”

Little Johnny told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with an $1,80,000 mortgage.

A bank manager friend has given up riding his bike. He has lost his balance.

Why do bananas make great bicyclists?
– They have a good span.

You know what they say about two wheels in the workplace!

When I was just a little kid, I used to pray for a bicycle. Then as I grew older I learned in Sunday school, that’s not how prayer works.
So I stole a bike…and prayed for forgiveness.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
– Attire

What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle?
Optimistic!

My friend had this on a joke calendar this morning. If anyone can, please explain this to us. Are we that dumb that we don’t get it, or is it so obvious that we might be over thinking it?

What do you call someone who commutes by bike every day?
– An organ donor.

What do you call a biker who wears leathers and takes his clothes off in public?
– A man of steel.

What do you call a cyclist in a red leather jacket?
– The letter B with a motorbike.

Your bikes are worth more than your car.

You no longer require a hankie to blow your nose.

What do you call the crack dealer on a bicycle?
– A drug peddler

Why didn’t the bike want to go to the beach?
– Because it had sand in its gears.

A biker ran into a tree and is in recovery right now.

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…
– Until I rode pasta.

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