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Bike jokes 🚲 in 2025

You have more money invested in your bike clothes than in the rest of your combined wardrobe.

Your New Years resolution is to put more miles on your bike than your car, and you do it.

What’s the difference between a brown bear on a bicycle and a black bear on a bicycle?
– Bearly much, they’re bicycly the same.

How many cyclists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Just one, but the world revolves around him.

What’s another word for “tandem”?
– Steering wheel.

Did you hear about that biker who broke both arms?
– He fell off his bike.

Where do paranoid schizophrenics ride their bicycles?
– On the psychopath.

My dad works for a company that makes bicycle wheels….
– He’s the spokesman.

Jonny’s grandad gives him a new bicycle for his birthday.
“This is a very special, highly advanced bicycle. It can do things no other bike can do. But you must take it out for a ride at least every 7 days, or it will injure you”, says his granddad.

Jonny puts the bicycle in his shed and forgets about it for a week. Then one day, Jonny goes to the shed to take the bike out for a ride. But as he’s about to pick it up, the bike jumps on Jonny and beats him up.

“Why did you do that?” Jonny asks the bicycle.
“Because you haven’t taken me out to ride in 7 days” it replies.

“But that’s why i’m here, to take you for a ride”

So Jonny goes to pick up the bike, and again it jumps on him and beats him up.

“What the hell?” says Jonny, “Why’d you beat me up again?”

“Because you haven’t taken me out to ride in 7 days” replies the bicycle.

“But that’s what I’m about to do – take you out for a ride,” says Jonny.

So again, Jonny goes to pick up the bike, and again, the bike jumps on him and beats him up.

“What the hell man, why’d you keep doing that?” asks Jonny.

“Because you haven’t taken me out to ride in 7 days”, replies the bike.

It’s a vicious cycle.

What’s a bike?
– A big metal frame with really strong rubber bands wrapped around it.

Beware of bike lanes in Austin

You hear someone had a crash and your first question is “How’s the bike?”

You take your bike along when you shop for a car – just to make sure the bike will fit inside.

You’re too tired for hanky-panky on a Friday night but pump out a five-hour century on Saturday.

A friend of mine works for a company that makes bikes. He’s their spokesman.

Why is the bike in someone’s garage-like their old girlfriend?
– Because they still miss her.

“I want to go biking!” “Well let’s bing a few minutes first.”

A pastor discovered his bicycle had been stolen
He decided to use it as inspiration for that week’s sermon, and began writing on the Ten Commandments, especially “thou shalt not steal”
– Then he got to “thou shalt not commit adultery” and remembered where he left his bike.

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