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Tricycles, bicycles, unicycles, and motorbikes are all great topics for bike jokes. They each have their own approach and people who use or enjoy them, making the range of jokes that reference bikes of any type numerous and varied. For some the type of bike joke they use changes as they age.
Why didn’t the bike want to go to the beach?
– Because it had sand in its gears.
A biker ran into a tree and is in recovery right now.
I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…
– Until I rode pasta.
2 nuns go for a bicycle ride around the Vatican.
– The first nun says “I’ve never come this way before.” The second nun says “yeah, must be the cobblestones.”
A boy is loudly praying, “God please give me a bicycle.”
His mom asks, “why are you praying so loudly? God isn’t hard of hearing.”
The boy replies, “yes but grandma is.”
My dog used to chase everyone on a bike. Then I took his bike away.
What’s the difference between a biker and a savings bond?
– A savings bond eventually matures and earns money!
I went on a bike ride with my mate. He was late because he had to beat the traffic.
You see a fit, tanned, Lycra-clad young thing ride by, and the first thing you check out is his or her bicycle.
Your kids bring a rear derailleur to “Show & Tell”.
A man is sitting in a new sports car when a little girl pulls up beside him on her new bicycle she just received for Christmas.
She knocks on his window, which he rolls down to see what she wants.
“Wanna race, mister?” she asks, ringing her bell and twirling the elastic streamers on her handlebars.
“Sure,” the man laughs. The light turns green and he floors the pedal. The car takes off like a shot and he leaves the little girl in the dust.
A few seconds later though, he sees something gaining on him in his mirror, *fast.* He just barely catches a glimpse of the little girl on her bike as she shoots past him. “She must be going 80 miles per hour!” he shouts, and shifts into a higher gear, pushing the car even faster.
He quickly blasts past her as if she were standing still. But again, just a few seconds later, she shoots past him, now doing over a hundred miles an hour on her little bike. Going so fast, sparks and smoke are streaming from her training wheels.
After another few seconds, he comes to a curve where he sees the little girl crashed in a heap on the side of the road. He pulls over and jumps out to see if she’s okay. Miraculously she’s survived. So he asks, “Why did you go so fast?”
Just as she falls unconscious, the little girl replies, “my streamers got caught on your mirror!”
Why was the bike looking at his watch?
– He had a tee time.
Do you know why people think it’s hard for bikers to tell jokes?
– It’s because they don’t have any handlebars!
Two cyclists decided to race each other.
But towards the end of the track, one started to slow down. The other asked “Why are you slowing down?” He replied, “I saw a fork in the road.”
Rabbit is riding his new bicycle, when he meets bear
Rabbit is riding his new bicycle, when he meets bear. Bear clearly drunk:
“Hey rabbit, where did you get new bicycle?”
“I don’t drink, I save money, I can afford a bicycle.”
After some time rabbit has new motorbike and as he is taking it for a drive, he meets beer again, who is as usual totally drunk:
“Hey rabbit, where did you get new motorbike?”
“I don’t drink, I save money, I can afford a motorbike.”
After some time rabbit sees ferrari closing in. The ferrari stops next to rabbit and wouldn’t you believe it? The bear is driving. So surprised rabbit asks:
“Hey bear, how did you afford new ferrari? Did you stop drinking?”
“Nah, I returned beer bottles.”
A guy sees his mother in law riding a bicycle. “Where are you going?” he asks.
“To the cemetery” she replies.
“And who is going to return the bike?”
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny’s father says, “We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won’t be a $200 bike this year.”
Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he’s leaving.
Johnny says, “Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I’ll be damned if I’ll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!”
What’s the difference between a bike and a tricycle?
– A bike goes faster and costs more if it falls over.
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Bicycle Jokes
Bike jokes for kids are most often about bicycles or even tricycles. These are the ones that they learn to ride on and are most likely to be easily available to children. Beginning on a tricycle at a young age allows them the learn the mechanics of the pedaling and steering the bike, and hilarious bicycle jokes may help the transition from the smaller three wheeled bike to the two wheelers that older children ride. As the first few two wheel bike sizes often come with training wheels, not only are cute bicycle jokes popular in the early grades of school, but also training wheels jokes, falling jokes, and helmet jokes. Ensuring that proper safety items are used, such as helmets and knee pads, will often result in some light and silly bike jokes, but they can encourage children to wear them by acknowledging the need and that everyone wears them.As kids age, they may find that clean bike jokes begin to evolve into falling or even broken arm jokes and more. These short bike jokes may be one of the ways that they deal with the fear of falling or becoming injures as they begin to ride farther, longer, and without the supervision of adults. Some may find that they are drawn to doing bike tricks or riding off road, trail riding, or other more challenging courses with their bikes. Each of these activities will certainly have top bike joke that fit that activity, and they will be well used among those who enjoy them. Most popular and certain to be in use at any competitions and group rides, they are one of the ways that people find others who share their interest and build friendships with them.
Unicycle Jokes
The unicycle is not as popular as it once was, but funny bike jokes about them remain. With no second wheel to help balance, they need to be balanced not only from side to side but also front to back. This added difficulty makes them hard to learn and very few people master them. Those who do, often begin with smaller versions when they are young, and their bikes grow with them as they age.Most popular in the early 1900s, old time jokes and history jokes are the most likely to reference the unicycle. Clean bike jokes have been around for many decades, and they have evolved as the bikes have, but that also means that some of the older corny bike jokes are fading from use and may even be already forgotten.
Motorbike Jokes
The last type of cheesy bike jokes is those for motorbikes. These include those for dirt bikes, as they are all powered by a motor whether it is intended for on city roads or for off roading. Cheesy bike jokes about motorbikes and how they interact with drivers around them, how they are parked, and where they fit in a society of car and truck drivers. There are some old stereotypes attached to some bikers, and one liner bike jokes will certainly appeal to their family and friends. While many do not fit those stereotypes their family may tease them about it with the best bike jokes, as a way to remind them of the careful driving that is necessary.The funniest bike jokes will be funny to all ages and may apply to any type of bike that is currently in use. These jokes can help people to be less afraid of bike riding, or less nervous about their first time on a motorbike. They share the enjoyment that comes from bikes both for entertainment as well as a mode of transportation, and every bike rider has their own favorites.