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Bigfoot jokes in 2025

My girlfriend is like Bigfoot
– She hasn’t been found yet but I have faith she’s still out there.

Yo mama so hairy
– She accidentally guest starred on Finding Bigfoot

I’m having trouble focusing on my work
– said the bigfoot photographer.

I took off into the woods last night to do some soul-searching…
– I found Bigfoot, but no soul.

What did Bigfoot say when Sasquatch asked if he was ready to leave?
– Not Yeti.

A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar…
– You know what…I’m gonna shave this joke for another time.

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch…
– Yeti never complains..

Bigfoot walks into a bar..
– The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution.

What do you get when bigfoot stomps on your garden?
– Squash

What is bigfoots favorite thing to eat?
– Squash

What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
– A Susquatch.

How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
– His Sasquatch

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
– There have been reported sightings of bigfoot

What is Bigfoots favorite exercise?
– Sasquats.

What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude?
– A sass-squatch

What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
– A big toe-truck

I always hear people comparing my dad to Bigfoot…
– He’s 7 ft tall, hairy, has huge feet, and I haven’t seen him once

Best New Reality Show
– Amish,Midget,Moonshiners, search for Bigfoot

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