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Bidet jokes 🚽 in 2025

Why did the bidet feel like a firefighter? It could put out any messy flames.

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Why did the bidet feel like a musician? It knew how to make a splash.

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Why did the bidet want to be an actor? It loved being in the spotlight.

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Why did the bidet win an award? It was the cleanest performer.

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Why did the bidet feel like a doctor? It could clean up any infection.

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Why did the bidet go to the psychiatrist? It had some attachment issues.

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Why did the bidet feel like a magician? It could make messes disappear in a wave of water.

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Why did the bidet go to the beauty salon? It wanted to look its best.

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Why did the bidet feel like a magician? It could make messes disappear in a burst of water.

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Why did the bidet feel like a superhero? It could clean up any mess.

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Why did the bidet feel like a rockstar? It had fans all over the world.

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Why did the bidet always wear a cape? It was a super cleaner.

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Why did the bidet want to be a teacher? It had a lot to teach about cleanliness.

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Why did the bidet break up with the toilet? It was tired of being treated like a second-class citizen.

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Why did the bidet feel like it was in a dream? It was always floating on the job.

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Why did the bidet feel like an artist? It could create beautiful water designs.

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Why did the bidet want a promotion? It felt like it deserved a raise.

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Why did the bidet feel like a magician? It could make messes disappear in a poof.

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