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Beer Jokes 🍺 in 2025

Friends bring happiness into your life.
-Best friends bring beer.

What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
-Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck.
Goofy, I know, but still makes me laugh 20 years after I first heard it!
ETA: GUYS! Thanks so much for the upvotes, I’ve never had so many! Y’all made my night!

When I was a baby.
My parents used to bath me cheap Australian beer.
-It wasn’t till I was 18 that I realized I’d been Fostered.

Beer doesn’t have much vitamins,
-that’s why you have to drink lots of it.

At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump’s head…
-He’s fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer.
-The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

An important distinction.
-Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.

A Turkey sandwich walked into a bar and orders a beer
-The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

My mates call me stingy, so i decided to buy them a beer…
-Turns out, they wanted 1 each.

One beer, two beer, three beer, four.
– Then I hit the floor.

What is a pirate’s favorite beer?
-PB *AARRRR* !!!

I have decided to stop drinking beer for good.
-Now I drink for evil. Bwahahaha.

If God had intended us to drink beer
-He would have given us stomachs.

What do you call a granny who is good at coding and beer pong?
-A Brogramma

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no
-The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”

A great drinking beer pun.
-Yeah, I’m into fitness … fit’ness whole beer in my belly.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
-A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Hey, congratulations on the job promotion!” the bartender says. “Thanks. But you know, success in life is kind of like being pregnant,” the guy replies. “Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed.”

Beer is just like the suns journey.
-It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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