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Beer Jokes 🍺 in 2025

What do you call a monster with a hot dog in his beer mug?
-Frank-in-stein

A skeleton walks into a bar.
-Orders a beer and a mop.

How often should you put an orange slice in your beer?
-Once, in a Blue Moon.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says..
-Five Beers, please!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
-A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Hey, congratulations on the job promotion!” the bartender says. “Thanks. But you know, success in life is kind of like being pregnant,” the guy replies. “Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed.”

Beer is just like the suns journey.
-It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Poems are hard.
– Beer!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
-Not a lot of people that I know of gets this joke, can you?

Why was the tree stumped?
-It couldn’t get to the root of the problem.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
– None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

In 1845 Dublin a ridiculously large number of beer kegs broke and flooded the streets in total about 10 people died by trying to drink it
– Talk about drowning your sorrows

Trust me, you can dance.
-Beer

Ugh. Seriously.
-If Monday was a beer.

They say drinking one beer a day can prevent you from having a psychotic break, which is great…
– …I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Someone threw a beer at President Trump during last nights National Championship Game.
-It was a draft, so he easily dodged it.

They say you can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer
-No kidding, who’s happy when their beer is over?

What kind of cheap beer do vampires drink?
-Blood Light

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
– Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck.

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