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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2025

What is yellow and black and goes along the seabed?
– A bee in a submarine.

Which is the beesโ€™ favourite puppet show?
– Stingray

Why was the bee so hard to understand?
– It was a mumble bee.

Why do bees hum?
– Because they canโ€™t remember the words.

That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee!

What do you call a bee that’s dressed up for halloween?
– A bee-witched

What do you call a bee that needs a drink?
– Bee-hydrated.

Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers, you may hear some veiled threats.

Whatโ€™s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
– A bee on an aeroplane.

What are the names for bees from America?
– USBs.

What did the bees do after they got married?
– They went on a honeymoon.

What do bees chew?
– Bumble gum!

What do you call a bee that needs a drink?
– Bee-hydrated.

What kind of bee hums and drop things?
– A fumble bee.

What do they call a bee that doesn’t stop talking?
– Blabb-bee.

Which music band do bees love best?
– The Bee-tles.

A beeโ€™s favorite sport is rug-bee.

What do you call a bee thats returned from the dead?
– A zombee.

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