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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2025

A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.

What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind?
– A maybee.

What do you call a bee that never quite got into the hive?
– A wanna-bee!

Why was the bee told off and made to stand in a corner?
– Because it was mis-bee-hiving itself.

What do unionized bees ask for?
– More honey and shorter working flowers.

Whatโ€™s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach?
– Fris-bees.

What would bears be without bees?
– Just ears.

What’s worse than being a fool?
– Fooling a bee.

Which type of car to bees drive?
– A Volkswagon bee-tle

What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee?
– A hum-dinger!

I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie.

I may have never seen a humming bird, but I’ve definitely seen a spelling bee.

Which tune to bees like to dance to?

‘Hive Talkin” by the Bee Gees

Which bee gives you a second chance?
– The plan bee.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?
– A USB.

Where do bees keep their savings?
– In a honey box.

How do bee boys and girls get to school?
– They take the buzz.

What do you get if you cross a monkey house with a group of honey bee colonies in hives.
– An Ape-ary.

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