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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2025

What would bears be without bees?
– Just ears.

Whatโ€™s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
– A bee on an airplane.

Which bee gives you a second chance?
– The Plan Bee.

What do you call a bee thatโ€™s hard to understand?
– A mumble-bee.

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
– Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a dog?
– A bee-gle.

What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?
– The royal wee.

Why was the bee fired from the barbershop?
– He only knew how to give a buzz cut.

Do you think a bee brushes their hair with a honeycomb?

What did the teacher bee say to their students?
– Bee on your best bee-haviour!

Whatโ€™s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach?
– Fris-bees.

A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee

What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive?
– They throw them a house swarming party.

What’s a bee’s favourite sport?
– Rug-bee.

Where do bees go on holiday?
– Stingapore and Beejing!

Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats.

What buzzes, is black and yellow, and goes along the bottom of the sea?
– A bee in a submarine.

What do you call a bee that doesnโ€™t cost anything?
– A free-bee.

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