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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2025

What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
– Honey bee mine.

When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.

What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?
– A bee flying backwards.

What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncรฉ, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber?
– They like Sting.

What happened when the bee phoned home?
– She got a buzzy signal.

When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home?

What does a bee like playing in the park?
– A fris-bee

What do you call a bee that canโ€™t make up its mind?
– A may-bee.

What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
– Itโ€™s on the sylla-buzz.

Which sport do bees like the most?
– Rug-bee.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
– A maybe

What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee?
– Mind your own buzziness!

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
– A fumble bee.

Little bees take the school buzz to get to school.

Why are bees good at job interviews?
– Because they know all of the buzz-words.

What is yellow and black and goes along the seabed?
– A bee in a submarine.

Which is the beesโ€™ favourite puppet show?
– Stingray

Why was the bee so hard to understand?
– It was a mumble bee.

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