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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025

Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.

The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.

Why are beavers always happy?
– They dont give a dam.

A new study proves that beavers cause extensive flooding
– I’ve read it. The evidence against them is damning.

My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers.
– They’re building Hamsterdam.

What is a beaver’s most favorite song ever?
– You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.

The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.

There is a beaver in our local zoo who is quite the celebrity. His name is Clint.
– Clint EatsWood.

Did you hear about the beaver who learned to code?
– It was the best dam program ever made…

What did the beaver mention to a tree?
– It has been nice gnawing you.

As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.

How do beavers make a bouncy dam?
– They use spring water.

Did you watch that Beaver Documentary?
– It was the Best Dam Show!

I loved watching “Leave it to Beaver”
– Just so I could hear June say “Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the Beaver last night”

I asked a beaver out on a date.
– The beaver replied: “Gnaw.”
– I said: “Dam.”

Why are beavers so good in maths?
– They love log-arithms.

I should start making friends with beavers
– They always seem to give a dam

What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book?
– You can try by-rowing it.

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