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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025

Beaver jokes can be pretty dam funny.

Why was the beaver dirty?
– He was a recluse beaver who liked to scare people with his smell.

A rabbit and a beaver are looking up at the majesty of the Hoover Dam
And the beaver says to the rabbit
– “Well I didn’t build it but it’s based on my design”

Hey girl, are you a beaver?
– Cause damn.

Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river?
– He took a leap of faith!

Where do beavers go for a hair cut?
– To the bobber shop.

The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.

When a river sees a beaver
– “Well, I’ll be dammed”

What did one beaver say to the other at the river?
– Dam it.

The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends.
– He had a good flow.

It was hard for the beaver to accept the loss of his newly built dam in the river.
– He was in de’Nile.

Where do beavers sleep?
– On a river bed.

Wife came out the shower giggling at this joke she just thought up: Why didn’t the beavers send any wood down the river?
– Because they didn’t give a dam.

What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy?
– A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.

What did the beaver say to the river?
– Meet me around the bend.

A beaver told a joke about a waterfall.
– It was a pour joke.

So a Beaver walks into a bar, and says,
– “Where is the bar tender?”

Someone once challenged me to tell a joke about beavers
– I told them: Dam, I can’t .

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