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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025

What does a beaver from Philly drink?
– Wooder.

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The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river.
– He said it was too main-stream.

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What do you call a lazy beaver?
– A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.

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How can you tell if a beaver is flirting with you?
– They’ll send you a stick pic

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I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.

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The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?
– The riverbank.

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Beaver jokes
– Can be pretty dam funny.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.
– It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.

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What is a naughty beavers’ favorite type of wood?
– Knotty pine.

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What did Timmy say to the beaver?
– He said: “Will you be nice enough to bite my physics teacher?”

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What did the beaver say when he saw his new house for the first time?
– Dam!

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Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony?
– Hamsterdam.

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Why had the beaver left the pond?
– He thought it was too shallow.

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Why did the beaver run away from the scout?
– The beaver would rather work on the dam than listen to the drunk scout.

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Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
– It was to dam early.

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What did a river say when seeing beavers for the first time?
– “Well I’ll be dammed!”

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What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam?
– He said, ” I otter know better.”

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