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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025

What did Timmy say to the beaver?
– He said: “Will you be nice enough to bite my physics teacher?”

What did the beaver say when he saw his new house for the first time?
– Dam!

Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony?
– Hamsterdam.

Why had the beaver left the pond?
– He thought it was too shallow.

Why did the beaver run away from the scout?
– The beaver would rather work on the dam than listen to the drunk scout.

Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
– It was to dam early.

What did a river say when seeing beavers for the first time?
– “Well I’ll be dammed!”

What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam?
– He said, ” I otter know better.”

Who’s beaver’s favorite pop singer?
– Justin Beaver.

Knock Knock!
– Who is there?
– Ears.
– Ears who?
– Ears one more beaver joke for you.

Where do beavers go to wash up?
– The river basin.

Beavers get a lot of flak for building their shelters and blocking water ways-
– But they are Damed if they do, and Damned if they don’t

How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs?
– He logged in.

What did the river say to the beaver?
– You look so tide’y.

A beaver’s experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.

As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind.
– We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.

Where do beavers keep their money?
– In the riverbank.

A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.

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