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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025

I asked a beaver out on a date.
– The beaver replied: “Gnaw.”
– I said: “Dam.”

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Why are beavers so good in maths?
– They love log-arithms.

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I should start making friends with beavers
– They always seem to give a dam

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What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book?
– You can try by-rowing it.

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What did the ocean say to the beaver?
– Nothing, it just waved.

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Why was the little beaver angry about his first name?
– His dad was too lazy to give him a first name. Instead, he called him “first name beaver”.

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Is your mom a beaver?
– cause dam

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If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?
– Seven because ice cream has no bones

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I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house.
– They didn’t give a dam.

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What did the ocean say to the beaver?
– Nothing, it just waved.

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What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude?
– You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?

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What was the disobedient beaver’s favorite kind of wood?
– Knotty pine.

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Beavers are great dam builders and Canada’s national animal.
– That’s why Canada is the best damn country in the world!

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What does a French beaver call his dam?
– Ma’dame.

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Why are beavers so good in maths?
– They love log’arithms.

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Why did the beaver cross the river?
– To get to the other side of the river.

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As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.

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