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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025

I asked a beaver out on a date.
– The beaver replied: “Gnaw.”
– I said: “Dam.”

Why are beavers so good in maths?
– They love log-arithms.

I should start making friends with beavers
– They always seem to give a dam

What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book?
– You can try by-rowing it.

What did the ocean say to the beaver?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Why was the little beaver angry about his first name?
– His dad was too lazy to give him a first name. Instead, he called him “first name beaver”.

Is your mom a beaver?
– cause dam

If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?
– Seven because ice cream has no bones

I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house.
– They didn’t give a dam.

What did the ocean say to the beaver?
– Nothing, it just waved.

What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude?
– You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?

What was the disobedient beaver’s favorite kind of wood?
– Knotty pine.

Beavers are great dam builders and Canada’s national animal.
– That’s why Canada is the best damn country in the world!

What does a French beaver call his dam?
– Ma’dame.

Why are beavers so good in maths?
– They love log’arithms.

Why did the beaver cross the river?
– To get to the other side of the river.

As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.

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