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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025

A beaver’s experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.

As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind.
– We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.

Where do beavers keep their money?
– In the riverbank.

A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.

Beavers enjoys being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.

What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
– Beaver or be square.

Two beavers are looking over a river.
– One turns to the other and says, “Dam it.”

Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom?
– Dam right they are.

How did the beaver introduce his wife?
– This is my significant otter.

A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said,
– “Water you waiting for, make haste.”

Why had the beaver left the pond?
– He thought it was too shallow.

Why was the beaver mad
– because no one came to his damn party

The hipster beaver refused to swim in the river.
– He said it was too mainstream.

What does a French beaver call his dam?
– Ma’dame.

Have you heard any riddles about beavers and Timmy?
– No, Timmy was too little to know about the mysteries of beavers.

I was reading on the BBC about a plan to reintroduce beavers to London.
– I’m all for it….I do prefer a bit of grass on the pitch personally.

Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile?
– Because he was a juve’nile.

What did the river ask the beaver?
– “Water you doing today?”

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