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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025
With jokes, stories, songs, puns, and more, the beaver is an easily recognized animal. They are a large rodent, the second largest in the world, and their habit of chewing wood and trees to build dams have been the roots of several of the most common beaver jokes.
A beaver’s experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind.
– We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
Where do beavers keep their money?
– In the riverbank.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Beavers enjoys being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
– Beaver or be square.
Two beavers are looking over a river.
– One turns to the other and says, “Dam it.”
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom?
– Dam right they are.
How did the beaver introduce his wife?
– This is my significant otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said,
– “Water you waiting for, make haste.”
Why had the beaver left the pond?
– He thought it was too shallow.
Why was the beaver mad
– because no one came to his damn party
The hipster beaver refused to swim in the river.
– He said it was too mainstream.
What does a French beaver call his dam?
– Ma’dame.
Have you heard any riddles about beavers and Timmy?
– No, Timmy was too little to know about the mysteries of beavers.
I was reading on the BBC about a plan to reintroduce beavers to London.
– I’m all for it….I do prefer a bit of grass on the pitch personally.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile?
– Because he was a juve’nile.
What did the river ask the beaver?
– “Water you doing today?”
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Beavers Habits
Beavers have some habits that are bothersome to the people who they live around, and they interfere with their environment significantly as well. In many cases this is a natural part of the balance in the ecosystem and they are needed, however they can occasionally end up in locations they shouldn’t be, and they can throw off the balance in the area. Corny beaver jokes about them chewing their way through forests and cheesy beaver jokes of their making homes inside peoples houses when other locations aren’t available.Some of the funniest beaver jokes have even been made into songs. References are made to chewing and living a calm and fun life swimming, clearing trees, and building are found throughout. Puns and figures of speech are also used in these songs as well as some silly beaver jokes within stories and poems. With their homes being in the northern areas that are cool enough year round for them to be comfortable yet not so far north that there is ice year round, they are an interesting animal to study and to watch, but they can bring damages to homes and property.
Short beaver jokes about the damages they can cause while they are chewing their way through homes, barns, gardens, and forests are fun for any age. The funniest beaver jokes are suitable for any age group and can even share true facts about the animals.
Damns
Beavers build damns. It’s how they make themselves home and how they help to control the flow of water. They are masters at building and they source all their own materials from the immediate area. Hilarious beaver jokes about them wearing construction gear and safety equipment are both cute beaver jokes and suited for everyone. They can, however, cause some trouble with those very damns. Clean beaver jokes about the floods they may cause, and funny beaver jokes about why they choose those areas to flood while leaving others to flow easily share the ways in which people try to determine exactly that.The small areas, puddles, and expanding bodies of water that are created when a damn is built across a river or a stream can protect fish and other wildlife. In other cases they are used to slow the water from flowing into other areas, that are not able to hold it, and this will help to prevent flooding that may damage other habits and even the homes of people in the area. They are a key part of controlling the water flow to protect and improve the ecosystems and the environment in the area.
Rodent Jokes
Though they are a larger animal than most rodents, they are a part of the rodent designation. Silly beaver jokes about them and their behaviors will call them a rodent or refer to them as a large mouse or other animal. Short beaver jokes about their chewing and hiding within attics or small spaces are popular among pest control companies. Funny beaver jokes about catching them in the house and rehoming them elsewhere are sure to make the days go a bit faster and share with coworkers the funniest places they have found them or the chases they were led on. Top beaver jokes about how they bite or chase people are funny for anyone.Nature centers, zoos, and museums use cute beaver jokes, and beaver jokes for kids to teach people about their behaviors. They can help to teach what to do when one is found in the wild, or in the home. They also teach about the ecosystem in the area and how they interact with other animals and plants around them. As a learning tool, jokes, songs, and puns are a fun way to keep someone’s attention and to interest them in the subject. Nature jokes, mouse jokes, and river jokes are all sure to be heard in the same places as beaver jokes, as they all interact together.