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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2025

The date I took to the AC/DC concert had buck teeth, giving her a cute beaver smile
– She was the best dam woman I had even seen

What do you call a communist beaver?
– A dam commie

Do you know what a beavers’ favorite snack is?
– Wood chips.

The beavers avoid going deep-diving now.
– They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.

Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
– It was too dam early.

The bear was celebrating his birthday when the beaver showed up.
– The bear said: “I didn’t invite you.”
– The beaver replied: “I’m the beaver. I show up whenever the dam I want because I work on the dam.”

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
– It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen

Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip?
– Mer-maids.

Why are beavers only found in freshwaters?
– Because they don’t like stale water.

Knock knock!
– Who is there?
– Beaver
– Beaver who?
– Be-ware of the turbulent river.

Just finished eating a beaver curry…
– It’s like a normal curry, but otter.

What did the bad beaver say when stopped by a corrupt cop?
– Nothing. Corrupt cops don’t stop bad beavers.

What does a beaver say when something bad happens
– Damn it

My beaver left me and she’s never coming back
– She said I’m not worth a dam.

A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”

Where do beavers go to wash up?
– The river basin.

Who is a beaver’s most favorite pop singer ever?
– Justin Beaver.

What did the beaver say when he slipped in water?
– Damn it!

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