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Beard jokes 🧔 in 2025

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard before his job interview? He said it gave him confidence.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a carpenter? Sawdust-stache.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a bartender? A mixologist with a mustache.

Why did the bearded man go to the aquarium? To see the bearded seals.

Why did the bearded man go to the library? To check out some books on beard grooming.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a doctor? A facial surgeon.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A mustache maestro.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his soul patch? He said it was his soul’s whisker.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard for a job interview at a brewery? He said it was his beer froth catcher.

What did the bearded man say when he walked into a barbershop? “I’m just here for the laughs.”

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a lawyer? A barrister beard.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a painter? A brush-beard.

Why did the bearded man go to the zoo? To see the bearded dragons.

Why did the bearded man go to the art museum? To see the paintings of famous bearded men.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a gamer? A beard-nerd.

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