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Beard jokes 🧔 in 2024

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard? He said it was his face blanket.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a chef? A kitchen king of the whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A bard.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard during Movember? He was growing it out for a good cause.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard for Halloween? He said it was his perfect costume accessory.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his mustache? He didn’t want to be mistaken for a baby-faced rookie.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a comedian? A jokester with a whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a detective? A private eye-beard.

Why did the bearded man go to the movie theater? To watch “The Bearded and the Beautiful.”

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave? He was afraid of losing his chINdependence.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A guitar-stache.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a farmer? A crop-topped.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his sideburns? He said they were his cheek curtains.

Why did the bearded man go to the circus? To see the bearded lady.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a writer? A beard-novelist.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a magician? Hairy Houdini.

Why did the bearded man go to the beach? To show off his beach beard.

Why did the bearded man go to the museum? To see the exhibit on famous bearded men.

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