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Beard jokes 🧔 in 2025

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his soul patch? He said it was his soul’s whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A mustache maestro.

What did the bearded man say when he walked into a barbershop? “I’m just here for the laughs.”

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a lawyer? A barrister beard.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard for a job interview at a brewery? He said it was his beer froth catcher.

Why did the bearded man go to the zoo? To see the bearded dragons.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a painter? A brush-beard.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a gamer? A beard-nerd.

Why did the bearded man go to the art museum? To see the paintings of famous bearded men.

Why did the bearded man cross the road? To get to the other sideburns.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his goatee? He said it was his chin strap.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a golfer? A fairway goatee.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a philosopher? A beard-thinker.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard for the winter? He said it kept his face warm.

Why did the bearded man go to the comedy club? He wanted to see if he could get a beard belly laugh.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a sailor? A sea-captain with a chin curtain.

What do you call a bearded pirate? Blackbeard.

Why did the bearded man go to the barbershop on Halloween? To get a beard trimmer.

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