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Beard jokes 🧔 in 2025

Why did the bearded man go to the comedy club? He wanted to see if he could get a beard belly laugh.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a sailor? A sea-captain with a chin curtain.

What do you call a bearded pirate? Blackbeard.

Why did the bearded man go to the barbershop on Halloween? To get a beard trimmer.

Why did the bearded man go to the circus? To see the bearded elephants.

Why did the bearded man get a tattoo of a razor on his neck? So he could always have a close shave.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a mechanic? A grease-stache.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a scientist? A beaker-beard.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard on vacation? He said it was his travel companion.

Why did the barber have a hard time shaving the bearded man? He kept getting lost in the beard.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a writer? A beard-writer.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a magician? A hocus-focus on the goatee.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a poet? A bard-beard.

Why did the bearded man go to the park? To have a picnic with his beard buddies.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard? He said it was his face blanket.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a chef? A kitchen king of the whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A bard.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard during Movember? He was growing it out for a good cause.

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