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Beard jokes 🧔 in 2025

Why did the barber have a hard time shaving the bearded man? He kept getting lost in the beard.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a writer? A beard-writer.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a magician? A hocus-focus on the goatee.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a poet? A bard-beard.

Why did the bearded man go to the park? To have a picnic with his beard buddies.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard? He said it was his face blanket.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a chef? A kitchen king of the whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A bard.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard during Movember? He was growing it out for a good cause.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his beard for Halloween? He said it was his perfect costume accessory.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his mustache? He didn’t want to be mistaken for a baby-faced rookie.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a comedian? A jokester with a whisker.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a detective? A private eye-beard.

Why did the bearded man go to the movie theater? To watch “The Bearded and the Beautiful.”

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave? He was afraid of losing his chINdependence.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a musician? A guitar-stache.

What do you call a bearded man who’s also a farmer? A crop-topped.

Why did the bearded man refuse to shave his sideburns? He said they were his cheek curtains.

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