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Bear Jokes 🧸 in 2025

My dentist is a bear
– he’s a molar bear!

What do bears eat at parties?
-Blue bear-y pie!

Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
– It was panda-monium.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
-“Did I raise you to be a Bar-bear-ian?!”

What do you call a panda that lost his food?
-Bamboozled.

What is the only cheese a bear can smell?
-Camembear!

What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
-A solar bear.

What do you call a polar bear with a hole in his belly?
-A polo bear.

Why did God create Yogi bear?
-Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
-Winnie the PU!

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