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Bear Jokes 🧸 in 2025

What do bears pack in their suitcases?
– Only the bear necessities.

What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
– Ice Crispies.

Where do polar bears have to go to vote?
-They drive to the North Poll!

What happens when a bear is in the rain for too long?
-He becomes a drizzly bear.

What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
-A Furrari.

The two bears had to break up…
– they were polar opposites!

How does a bear get from one place to another?
-On a bear-o-plane.

Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
-Because he never lost his bearings.

What do you call a bear that jumps and never lands?
-Peter Pan-da.

What is a bear’s favourite thing to do?
– Bear-a-oke!

What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
-About 1,000 miles.

Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
-They can’t open the wrappers with their paws.

Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
-Because they live on ice only.

What does pooh eat at parties?
– Blue bear-y pie.

The bear went for a walk but got lost
-he had lost his bearings!

What do you call a bear who’s missing all their teeth?
-A gummy bear.

Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
– Yoga Bear.

How can pandas get to a hospital quickly?
-In a bamboolance.

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