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Bear Jokes 🧸 in 2025

What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
– Brrrrrittos.

Where do polar bears keep their money?
-In a snow bank.

How does a bear stop a movie?
-They hit the paws button.

How did the polar bear walk in the snow?
-Bear-footed.

What would bears be without bees?
-Ears.

What is a polar bear’s favourite food?
-Iceberg lettuce.

How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
-They use their bear hands.

Why was the little bear so spoiled?
-Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!

My dentist is a bear
– he’s a molar bear!

What do bears eat at parties?
-Blue bear-y pie!

Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
– It was panda-monium.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
-“Did I raise you to be a Bar-bear-ian?!”

What do you call a panda that lost his food?
-Bamboozled.

What is the only cheese a bear can smell?
-Camembear!

What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
-A solar bear.

What do you call a polar bear with a hole in his belly?
-A polo bear.

Why did God create Yogi bear?
-Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
-Winnie the PU!

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