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Bear Jokes 🧸 in 2025

What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
– Brrrrrittos.

Where do polar bears keep their money?
-In a snow bank.

How does a bear stop a movie?
-They hit the paws button.

How did the polar bear walk in the snow?
-Bear-footed.

What would bears be without bees?
-Ears.

What does a polar bear eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
– Ice-burgers!

What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
-Blue beary pie.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
-It was polar.

The koala had to keep fit
-so he did some bear-obics.

What would you call a bear that hasn’t got any ears?
– A b.

What do you call a boy panda?
– A man-da!

Which bear do you look like when you get out of the bath?
-A little bear!

Why did the koala bear get fired from his job?
– Because he wasn’t koala-fied

How do you apologize to a koala?
-Bear your heart and soul to them.

How do you stop a bear from charging?
-Take away its credit cards.

What does a teddy bear say when he’s eaten too much?
– I’m stuffed!

What do you call a bear that has got soaking wet?
-A drizzly bear.”

Why was the little bear so badly behaved?
– Because his Mum panda’d to him!

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